homeless man, homeless man, do you want my soda can?

I caught the bus I needed to catch today, even through I left my house later than I should have. Then after just one stop a smelly homeless man decided that he would stand RIGHT next to where I was sitting. His pants were stained with god-knows-what! I was really trying to not be rude, being sly about covering my nose and trying desperately not to breathe. Unfortunately it gets worse. I got off on my stop and was walking up to my building when I noticed I passed it... by a good amount. It's so embarassing to have to just turn around. I was still in on time, which was nice.