don't dance with smelly ninjas.
Last night Parker and I went out to the Hush Hush for Neon. Since we're working girls we tried to go out early so when we leave early it feels as if we've been there long enough for it to feel justified that we went out in the first place.
We left around 10:30 and walked the three or four blocks over to the bar. I was already stoned and had already started drinking back at the house so I was good to go. Being inebriated helps you forget things like how fucking cold it is outside, meanwhile your more sober room mate is commenting on how cold she is every few minutes. The place was pretty empty when we got there, but after an hour it started to fill up, as usual, right on time - MIDNIGHT. I still, for the life of me, don't understand this "it's not cool to go out until Midnight" mindframe, ESPECIALLY on a weeknight. Friday & Saturday I'm all for it, in fact that's when I like to go out too because there are the Pre-going out festivities to attend to besides just getting ready it's like a pre-party. Drinking, laughing, doing illegal things... but I digress. So the place filled up, we drank some more danced to music that wasn't really all that great, not that it was horrid but definitely not what I would have chosen to drop on the one's and two's. Besides there was a smelly guy dressed like a ninja dancing all creepy like and I was forced to make fun of his sorry ass.
I was so stoned and drunk that I felt uncomfortable talking to anyone other than Parker, cause she's my room mate and homegirl. She's seen me MUCH more fucked up. Anyhow, I talked to a few people but for the most part just sort of kept to myself. No sense in making an ass out of myself when I can just keep quiet. I got home, figured out that I'm going to owe money to the state when I file my taxes, and that I'm only getting about $300 back from the feds. SUCKS. So really I'm only getting back around $230 total. This blows! I haven't had this shitty of a return in years! It depressed me and I fell asleep with Red Lipstick on and woke up looking FABULOUS in the morning.
Kiss me dahling!
I heard back from a friend that I haven't heard from in a while today. :D I like getting little messages from people that you just don't expect it from.
My new years resolution isn't coming along as well as I'd hoped. I'm too picky. I seriously need to work on this.
posted by Amber at 10:17 AM
2 Comments:
New Year's Resolution that we can share: Lower our standards. Ugh. No way.
A fucking ninja? I'm sorry, but he deserves a face to face, 'what the hell are you thinking, dude' conversation.
Welcome to the big leagues of life without tax return. Blows, huh? (Kidding, but I haven't gotten anything and had to PAY for like 3 years- bleah!)
I know. Creepy, smelly ninja man needed to get told. I just made fun of him behind his back and too his face, but I don't think he understood that I was completely serious about how big of a douche he is.
I usually don't get that much back from my taxes but damnit all if 2 jobs don't cause you to owe and owe and owe. You'd think they'd be satisfied getting their grubby little hands on all of your cash while you're slaving away for the man for 60 hours a week but NOOOOO they still want more in the end! I haven't officially OWED any money since 2000, or was it 1999? I can't remember, I usually break although last year I got a nice little lump of cash deposited into my checking account and that was glorious!
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