Best Craigslist Post EVER!

To the MAN who DID his hoochie on my hood!! \@@/ (PIC) - w4m
Reply to: anon-40691636@craigslist.org
Date: Fri Aug 27 11:58:13 2004

Okay, so I live near the beach....All the dust, the drunks, the tourists exhaust, the noise, you name it! But hey I wouldn't live anywhere else!!!

SO yeah my car is dirty all the time and I hear it from my friends, my BF and everyone all the time... "why don't you wash it", blah blah blah!!

And sure everyones seen the "wash me" signs that people devilishly write on cars from time to time..

But really?? THIS WAS NO WAY, NO HOW! A COOL WAY TO FORCE ME TO WASH MY CAR and make me late for WORK!!!!! WITH MY BF LAUGHING - HAR HAR WHY WASH IT! IT'S PRICELESSWAS THIS REALLY NECESSARY you cocky sons of bitches???

THIS IS MY CAR, NOT YOUR BED!!!!! RRRRRRRRRR!!!!!