I'm still not over feeling like a loser, but this way you can't complain.

:::insert insane amounts of laughter here:::

I'm easily amused. I like to laugh, what can I say. So I was reading through my emails. Most of which were comments on my blog, and then at the end it was a spam message from Ticket Master telling me not to miss Nickelback. I nearly fell out of my chair laughing so hard. I so needed that. Stupid Nickelback. The name itself makes me laugh let alone getting a stupid email telling ME not to miss them.

fucking hillarious.

In more serious news today I got a $75 dollar check from the city of San Francisco. Little do they know I owe about $400 in parking tickets or they wouldn't have been giving ME money. Thankfully I don't have a car anymore or that shit would be booted... for life. I want one though. I was thinking about getting one for my birthday. Just you know, a little something to cheer myself up on my special day. Too bad my birthday isn't until the 20th of December. I don't really want a birthday this year anyhow.

People on the streets like to stop me and tell me the strangest thing. There is this guy who stops me whenever he sees me and yells, "It's the jewish girl!" But I'm not jewish. My father is jewish. His mother is jewish and his grandparents are jewish. I am not jewish. I am nothing. I have no organized religion tied to me. I know a little about jewish holidays but that's it. I don't think I have any stereotypical jewish features but he insists on calling me "the jewish girl". My father is Spanish. I'm half spanish, half british. I look like a pasty white girl with dark eyes and hair. He tells me every week he's going to win the lottery and when he does he's going to kick down some of it to me. Don't think for a second if it comes true I won't be holding him to his word.

It's been too cold in the city lately. Too cold. The highs for the week are only getting up to 61°F and the lows at 52°F. Usually our summer days peak around 80°F for a few hours, but not lately. I freeze at my first job. The Marina district is always colder than where I live. For this reason I think that's why all the mexicans live by me. The Mission district, because it's warmer and more like mexico. The marina is colder, foggier and moist much like England and this is why all the wasp-y people live there!

hahaha. again I amuse myself.

This is hillarious. Drug Test