Dear Real Foods,

How do I love thee let me count the ways

-Organic Kettle Tortilla Chips
-Vegetarian Fat-Free Bean Dip made with Organic Beans
-Sharp Cheddar motherfucking cheese
-Blue Sky Cherry Vanilla Creme Natural Soda (This is the best stuff ever. Everyone I make try it loves it. It's soooo good!)

I'm not even all that into organic or fat free or all natural crap. But Real Foods is the closest grocery store in the area so I go there and it's like a co-op of sorts with all natural and organic stuff spilling out of every shelf. But the stuff I got is good and I'm starving so...