I think like a man...

Sex and Money preoccupy my thoughts all the time.
Too bad I'm not getting either.

I sound like a hooker.


Please tell women everywhere to stop wearing ponchos and chinese mesh slippers. Together or alone, they are nasty, ugly and stupid.
-much like your mom.

Ghetto children sagging their pants down so far they have to pull them up and hold them just to run for the bus. I see this every day while on my smoke breaks. It's so embarassing running for the bus (I don't believe in the idea of running in public, unless you are in a park or something, but never-ever on the street and certainly not ever for a bus!), but the fact that you have to hold your pants up to do so is just too much. And their shoes aren't tied so they kind of run like ducks trying to keep their"puffy" shoes on their feet. I get a good laugh out of it every single day.

This girl on the bus sitting across from me looked kind of cute had this little outfit put together, but didn't realize her skirt was coming unfastened from the bottom up. Pretty soon I could along with the other 10 people standing and sitting around me, that she was wearing boring white cotton panties. I kind of wanted to tell her, but then thought better of it. Hell would she be more embarassed that a stranger told her or if she found out on her own after the fact? I'm not the fashion police anyhow, I just wish I was.

I look really hot today. I could have on cuter shoes but my feet needed a rest. I also am kind of sad at the fact that I forgot my red lipstick. Oh so sexy, oh so sassy.

I definitely need a mid-afternoon martini!

To eat lunch or not to eat lunch is the question of the day.
I noticed my hair is finally starting to look long, look like it's growing.
I've been contemplating putting a little cold hard steal through my nipples. I'm still not sure where the idea came from, but it's an entertaining thought.